The weirdest group chat ever made.
69 Cock St.
Hi mason
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When you're fighting naked against a dog and it bites your dick, so you bite it's dick back.
Hypothetically you could bite the dog's dick off! You mean I should K-69??
When you’re fighting a dog whilst naked and the dog bites your genitals. At which time you spin the dog and bite its genitals in retaliation.
I was fighting a dog at camp last week and ended up in a K-69 until it gave up.
When a dog bites you in the Balls and you grab the dog and flip him upside down and bite his in revenge
Bro why are you limping, I just K-69'ed a dog after it started to attack
When you and a dog are fighting naked, and you are both biting each others dicks, waiting for one to let go first.
I saw an Alsatian and a hobo K-69ing over a half eaten steak.
The action of flipping over and biting a dogs genitals whilst being naked and attacked by a dog that is active biting your genitals.
Did you hear about Connor? He had to resort to the K-69 because his dog attacked him in the shower with Brandon.
The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.
Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"
Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."