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buffet salad

The act of eating a a vagina while the girl is taking a shit aka the male to female reversal of the blumpkin. The location of the defamacache is pure choice of comfort. Do not take this act likely as it is #forthegirls

You know he’s the one when he goes down on you after bad sushi and gives you a buffet salad.

by #heathlyeats2018 March 9, 2018


Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away

I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!

by Booty Camp 007 November 5, 2020


stink salad

A. Dish consisting of cucumber, onion, tomato and Italian dressing

B. Lady parts that have an unpleasant aroma

Went on a date last night, she had stink salad

by Heggzilla March 4, 2018


Oreo Salad

When a black man jizzes inside a white person and a third person (racial identity does not matter here) eats the aforementioned black person’s jizz out of the aforementioned white person’s ass.

Oreo salad. There doesn’t need to be an example. The definition is well explained.

by jtimbre1989 April 27, 2021


Valid salad

To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.

"Yo! Chris just did a backflip over a moving car!"
"Yeah, that shit was valid salad yo."

by Chrisrotondo February 24, 2022


Cock salad

An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo

Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.

by The Dirty David December 7, 2020


Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.

Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!

by jfrapp August 16, 2011