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The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.
If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.
A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.
"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."
When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.
Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs
The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.
Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad
A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.
Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.
A honeymoon salad: Lettuce alone. No dressing!
What are you two up to tonight?
- we're having a honeymoon salad.
???
- Lettuce alone. No dressing!
An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.
Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.