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Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.
Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.
Maria milf is an expression of a sexy person. The expression is from sweden.
Boy: Maria milf
Other boy: WHO!!!
Ooooh What a sexy one!
When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)
Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
That almond milf was very useful before the exam!
Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.
Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom
Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs