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An Alabama Sparkle Sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person fucking another person's ass to oblivion, then pouring Pop Rocks into the gaping rectum. After that, they eat out the asshole and try to get as many of the Pop Rocks' tingly mouth orgasms as they can.
Brett: Hey man, let's go over to Laura's house.
Ryan: Man that bitch always be trippin'
Brett: Yeah but I hear the girls are serving up some Alabama Sparkle Sandwiches over there...
Ryan: OHHH NIGGA HELLLLSS YEAH!!
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It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...
Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
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When a woman is giving a man oral sex and he whispers something shocking in her ear such as "I have herpes" while the man is cumming wich causes the cum from the man to spew out the woman's nose. also see alaskan firedragon
John:"last night I gave this girl an alabama firedragon!"
Fred:"No way man!?!"
John:"Yeah, she hated it...it was still funny though"
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"I love giving alabama fire dragons."
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(proper noun) 1: A university located in Huntsville, Alabama, which functions primary as a nerd farm and prides itself on its inability to cancel classes 2: Ugly girls 3: Complete boredom
(1) UAH Student 1: OMIGOD! It’s a hurricane, three tornadoes, and every building is on fire all at the same time! Run!
UAH Student 2 (demurring): Drat. The flying debris and collapsing structures will cause my delayed arrival to the exigent astrophysical biology exam occurring later today…
(2) That chick is so ugly she must go to UAH (the University of Alabama in Huntsville).
(3) UAH Student 1: Can you help me with this boring 10,000 question assignment regarding the solidification of nickel-based super alloys under the influence of various inert gases?
UAH Student 2: I'd rather kill myself.
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Scratching ones butt hole with thier finger and then stirring someones drink with the tainted finger.
The ass hole at the bar left his drink to take a piss. I scratched my ass hole and stirred his drink, giving him an Alabama Stir Stick
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The act of shitting on a sleeping persons face then rolling it smooth with a rolling pin. The result of this is a crusty poo poo face in the morning, resembling a newly paved road.
Matt did an AFP on Jon's face during the sleep over.
AFP= Alabama Face Paver
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A racial slur for a black person typically older. Similar to nigger, spook, jiga boo, porch monkey etc. Typically southern.
That white whore gets her rock from old alabama blue gums across the street.
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