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An Alaskan who wraps his lover in pita bread and eats her alive.
The man was arrested for committing an Alaskan Daddy Wrap.
A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.
"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"
When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.
My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.
During a blowjob the female will bite off the males tip, then proceed to drill it into the man’s anus. After inserted the man will then shit into the tip and take it out to feed it to his offspring.
Yo Jacob! My wife just gave me a Alaskan Tip Dip
The act of pooping into a condom, then freezing said condom, To use as a dildo.
The Alaskan icicle was cold when it hit my rectum!
An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.
Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.