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American Tuxedo

Much like the Canadian Tuxedo, the American Tuxedo is a shirt and/or jacket of camo with matching camo pants. Recommended accessory: flag pin.

Billybob: That a mighty fine American Tuxedo Bubba.

Bubba: Why thank you BB you also seem to be sporting a fancy pair of duds yourself.

by lovefro November 22, 2013


american diver

When you take a shit that has such a huge splash your ass is left dripping wet.

My ass was left dripping with toilet water after dropping an American diver.

by The harse September 1, 2014


American Mink

A sexually attractive con artist (non specific to gender identification or sexual orientation) with "genie-like magic" seduction skills used for their nefarious pleasure in taking short term advantage of victims who are seduced in a public place, often at bar. The American Mink will con for sport without any need for what they can take from victims. They are named after a wild animal, a small cute weasel; the American Mink with exquisite fur, this animal drinks blood and will over-kill when hunting for sport often not eating it's dead prey and leaving carnage and wasted corpses.

I fell for a beautiful girl at the bar last night, she made me feel like king of the world, when I woke up this morning my wallet and car keys were gone. I should have realized she was too good to be true, she was an American Mink.

by ELMH November 29, 2021


american brown

A color/skin tone that has been created in the U.S. by people of varying ethnicities having children together. Their children could call themselves this instead of "mixed," "biracial," or "two or more races"on forms. It has no negative connotation whatsoever.

Madison: Have you seen Angelina's baby?
Ashley: Nope. I bet she is gorgeous!
Madison: She is! And so sweet! Her skin tone is just so beautiful. It's like...I can't describe it.
Ashley: American brown?
Madison: Oh my gosh, YES!!

by von groovy June 15, 2017


Wafro-American

1. The politically correct term for a white guy trying to act thug.

2. A term for a black guy who fails at being gangsta, synonym: Wangsta

Steve started wearing bling? He's such a Wafro-American.

He says he's gangsta, I say he's Wafro-American.

by mynameskelsey January 12, 2010


american paintjob

When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.

Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight

by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF August 14, 2017


American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others

"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."

by Pussysmasher 9000 January 16, 2021