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NOUN: A jewish parasite that is infamous for infecting the erected African American penis. The most famous victim of the Andrew Young was portrayed in the film Earnest Goes to Camp. The movie tells the tragic story of young Morgan Freeman. As little Freeman violently penetrates Earnests velumptuous buttocks the Andrew Young entered the sperm spout and rapidly multiplied. Although miniscule in size the demonic Andrew Young multiplys at such an alarming rate that the erected penis swells to such a size that removal from the ass hole is near possible. Bewildered by the intense prediciment Freeman anxiously and brutally excavates his large penis from the bloody masacre. The Andrew Young attacks 99% of all African American dicks; like Freeman most African Americans can acredit there large penis size to the Andrew Young.
SYN: Blonde haired Irish Prick
The Andrew Young is very scary.
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Most badass of all the presidents. Truly and honestly didn't give a fuck about haters. He is the only president to have had an attempt on his life to fail, only to chase down his assailant and beat him down with a cane. If he lived today, his theme song would probably be "Get Back" by Ludacris
Shit. Andrew Jackson's gonna beat my ass if I don't do what he says!
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Location of the Old Course, one of the first golf courses ever created and still played today.
The PGA is live from the Old Course at St. Andrews
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Preppy kid from Wilton, goes to SLS and plays baseball. He's one of the biggest bamf's in the whole world and he pwns at life. He is really preppy and enjoys wearing pastel colored pants and popping his collar on a daily basis. On mondays thru fridays you can find mr jacoby sitting promptly at his desk and studying like an absolute scholar. On the occasion he gives you a d.i.l.l.g.a.f which is upsetting, yet allowed because he is king of the globe. On the weekends you can find jacoby at club arcadia, or shaving innocent hampsters to make his next fur coat.
He's been arrested 4 times, and gas gotten like 6 speeding tickets. He is the epitomy of a gangsta prep with a semi-jockness added to his baller soul.
If you ever have the experiance to meet this individial, bring two things: a camera, and a baseball bat, for when things get frisky.
Me: Sarah did you see andrew jacoby today...he looks like a peach
Sarah: I know but he is still pretty bamf
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A stalker who is financially supported by MTV.
Hi I'm Andrew Jenks, relatively famous people across the country let me live with them even though I'm a complete stranger.
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When a guy takes a shit in another guy's mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he pukes it out for use as anal lube.
Tom: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like fudge.
Tim: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Dirty Andrew the foreign exchange student gave me last night.
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Teacher: Andrew Symonds is a..............
Children: Maa ki
Teacher: nhi... ma ki nhi "M-O-N-K-E-Y"
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