Making a puppet from dry or chapped butt cheeks.
During a night of intense sexaul exploration. I decided to introduce my girl to life long friend, Anus McFlackus.
an totally rondened ass cheek making it look swollen.
so my freind found out that "MARK" has such an turgent anus anegulfists could be unable to eat it
The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
Another word for a spiderweb
"Get these anus ropes off me!" Rachel said, flailing about in the cave.
Anus Clintwood is someone who has failed in life and their parents are very much disappointed in them, they work at a girl's school and they have a Japanese wife that is preggo. their dad's name is Jeff and Anus thinks it's a good idea to call his child that. he loves saying "am I going to have to give you an infringement for improper use of technology. He also loves to creep through people's emails
Person 1: Anus clintwood is soooooo annoying
Person 2: yes but, he looks like Andrew Garfield
Person 1: ON GOD
Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!
When you dip your balls in her pussy
Gary has anus ravioli joe mama