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A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
Dracula ass is when a girl's ass is so fine you wanna grab a handful and with the spare hand grab her hair, yoke her head sideways and bite her neck.
I wanna grab your Dracula ASS
Term used as a compliment. Also a way to talk to friends.
"Sup ass foo"
"Trippin ass foo"
A Poo nugget that resides on the tip of the penis after anal intercourse.
Also known as Ass candy.
Bob removed his penis from her rectum only to find a ass yam on his penis.!
The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'
The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.
I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.