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A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”
To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.
“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”
A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.
I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.
When you attack with only your king in chess and win
I beat this guy in chess with the tanner opening
No the fuck you are not you retarded bitch.
Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."
A softer version of the term 'school shooter'.
Everyone remarked how school sucked, so I became a school opener because of them.
The act of checking something over and over again when deep down inside you know the outcome will never change. Similarly to opening the fridge over and over again when you realize that no matter how many times you do so it's going to be just as empty as it was beforehand. Regardless you continue to do so anyway through wishful thinking.
Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.
Thomas: I cant find my cellphone
Lucas: Well where did you last have it?
Thomas: By my desk..
Lucas: Did you check the drawer?
Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.
Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,
Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...
Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge
Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!
Lucas: Oh Good
Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...
Lucas: What did I just say.....