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Putting herpes meds on your member
I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.
When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.
He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.
When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed
They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon
A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.
Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.
"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."
"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"
"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"
When you sit in the bathtub so long that the water gets cold so you let the water out and refill the tub with hot water to get comfy again.
"I smoked too much weed and fell asleep in the tub so now it's 2nd bath time."
The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.
I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.
The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.