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"A hidden Ben is where one person engages in sexual intercourse with a girl while a friend hides in a closet masturbating. When the friend in the closet is about to cum, he runs out and gives the girl a facial. The term originated from the hit TV show Just Ben."
Person 1: Yo man, Ryan was fucking some girl, and then Ben jumped outta the closet and gave her a Hidden Ben
Person 2: Shit!
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Musician who has many different genres; folk, blues, rock, funk and now gospel. Technically, he's extremely talented. He has a nice sounding voice and his guitar playing is really something. As a songwriter, ehh, he's okay. Certainly no Bob Dylan, but who is, really? He could be some of the best things to happen in music the last 10 years.
Listen to "The Woman in You" and try to tell me that he sucks.
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A Dirty Ben is when you scream into another man's asshole while furiously milking his penis.
I meet this bloke around the bar we came back to my place and did the Dirty Ben.
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Ben Folds was born September 12, 1966, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. The trio of Ben Folds, bassist Robert Sledge, and drummer Darren Jessee formed Ben Folds Five in 1994 in Chapel Hill. While Ben Folds Five was still together Ben Folds released his first solo album, Fear of Pop. Fear of Pop is an experimental album which few people know about. Including Fear of Pop, Folds has released 8 solo albums in his career. He is known for his piano playing, although he also plays bass, drums, and guitar(on Rockin' The Suburbs). Ben Folds now lives in Nashville, Tennessee, USA and Adelaide, South Australia, Australia.
Ben Folds is awesome.
Also check out Darren Jessee and Robert Sledge in their new bands!
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A remote, desolate, and depressing place much like the "friend zone" into which those good friends named Ben (or any articulation of the name) are cast by a prospective mate. There is a subtle difference however, unlike the "friend zone," where the attraction is solely one-sided, those in the Ben Zone have been cast there by one who reciprocates the attraction, but has deemed any progression beyond friendship to be illogical, which in and of itself is illogical.
Girl: Ben, I like you...a lot, but I think we should just be friends.
Ben: Oh, ok then...
Ben's Friends: Ben, we're so sorry, you're in the Ben Zone.
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- Arguably the greatest PDHPE teacher the world has ever seen
- No 1 ranked Sick C*nt at TKS
- Bigger than a F*cking bull
- Wears XXXL womans shirts
- Australian heavyweight boxing CHAMP
- Hates Feminists
- The inventor of "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
- Will throw you out the fucking star jasmine if you're being a silly cunt
- For The Boys
Ben Phillips is being defined as:
walking out of a shit english class
Max R says: Fu*k that was shit
Steve M replies: MAAAAAAAA it was f*cking bum hole
Max R: what sh*t do we have next
*Steve M proceeds to open his bag and check his diary*
*Steve M squeals like the little bitch he is*
Steve M: ITS F*CKING PDHPE WITH BENNY TAKE IT UP PHILLIPS
Max R: F*CK YES C*NT
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The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time
"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."
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