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Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head
I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.
The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!
Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.
A billy blumpkin is the delicate art of getting your cock sucked whilst taking a dump and also smoking a billy or punching a cone.
"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"
Upper decking while simultaneously receiving a blowjob.
I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.
(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.
“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”
Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.
We were so fucked last night. that in n out blumpkin will be one for the books.
When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.
Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.