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the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket
dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap
Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin
Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.
Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.
A blumpkin in a porta-john.
That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.
When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins
The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.
One Chad to another Chad
"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
The act of receiving a blowjob and/or blumpkin from someone who’s whole body (excluding head) is inside of a toilet
Dude that skibidi blumpkin I got the other day from Justin was fucking awesome!