Urethral U-Boat

When a dude decorates his dick as a German U-31 class u-boat, and inserts a projectile, such as a nerf dart, into his urethra, so that when he climaxes into his partner, the projectile will be launched into his choice of holes.

I’m searching for a partner to perform the Urethral U-Boat on.

bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

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Felch bottom boat

when a guy ejaculates into a girls ass, then the chick poops out the sperm onto a peice of shrink wrap over the guys face

Dude, sandy and i just did the felch bottom boat. i highly reccomend it

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truck-boat-truck

A boat sandwiched between two trucks. As seen on the TV show "Squidbillies", driven by Early Cuyler.

"Wouldn't them fine-ass speakers sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my truck-boat-truck

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glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

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ukrainian boat ride

being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.

see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.

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Filipino Shrimp Boat

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

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