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When you are masturbating with a full bladder
Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.
an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.
When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.
Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it
a thing or person that gives you a raging boner.
"Damn that picture is pure BONER FUEL"
Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires
Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"
Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
A boner that is achieved by thinking of forbidden thoughts. The owner, of said boner, must always make his best efforts to not let his friends know the root of his erection
“That fella Jack’s got a boner”
“I swear I’m not thinking about my sister”
“Aha, Jack’s got a Prague Boner”