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When you are masturbating with a full bladder
Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.
an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.
When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.
Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it
1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.
Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.
A really big smile, much grander than a smirk or regular smile :)
Watching that woman get hit in the face with a watermelon gave me a raging teeth boner.
When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.
OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER