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sitting on a bottle

when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle

This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle

by cüssssss May 3, 2024


soap bottle

A nickname a kid got called by all of his faggot friedns, Ahem Zach Ahem

Soap Bottle, Suck my dick.

by CancerBottle June 22, 2017


bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)

Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now

by TheBeanGiver47 May 3, 2019


Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.

"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"

by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021


Whiskey bottle bad ass

Usually meaning, one who drinks whiskey and instantly becomes a bad ass, one who will kick ass and forget names! They Usually use terms like "you're no match for me", or "I'll kill you" and then once the whiskey effect wears off they use the terms like " I'm sorry, I was drunk" or " I'm never drinking that again"!

Whiskey bottle bad ass......Hey I just got a call from richard, he's being a "Whisky bottle bad ass" again!

by Sanderclause is coming April 12, 2017


Plug the bottle

After loosening the asshole the guy urinates inside and plugs it with a corkscrew. The next time they have sex you pull out the corkscrew and he drinks the pee while also using it as lube.

Damn man, me and my girl tried plug the bottle, it was awesome

by alpinecredits February 13, 2020


Bottle skating

Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.

"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Brentmeister May 20, 2005