An amazing person who sees himself as a dumpster rat. Find him and he will grant you infinite joy and happiness.
:I'm feeling kinda down today..
:Just talk to Brian Rat Bro, he'll make u feel better
A head football coach who's been stabbed, loves chewing tobacco, and is incredibly stubborn. He likes yelling and making fun of children, and most likely got laid at 12. Examples of quotes "Racoons... aggressive little shits." "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SLOW"
Shit, theres 'Brian Mcgee', RUN, he wont catch us.
One solid guy! You’re all that I want! I love this man forever! I’ll never let go! Go team Brian! We got this!
💛🧡🌻🧡🌻🧡💛
Bro!
That’s Brian!
Dude!
Brian Edward Asbury is a great guy!
Brian is the kind of friend who tell you he loves women, but without the "wo".
You have to be careful when spending time with such a man.
-"Damn you're a Brian my guy"
-"No, no, no I swear I'm not gay!!!"
Brian is derived from 2 celtic words, “Bri” meaning humongous
and “an” meaning reproductive organ
Wow he has a big D*ck?
He’s such a Brian
Brian is the coolest, sexiest, nicest, funniest guy around and every girl wants to date him because he’s so hot and attractive and just so perfect
Girl 1: omg did you see Brian yesterday?
Girl 2: yesss he was sooo hot like always
Girl 3: I knowww, I want to date Brian soooooo bad
Girl 1: I know but I’m just too scared to take my shot
Girl 2: me too bestie
Girl 3: me too
A person that claims hoes before bros
And doesnt love his friends
“Hey brian wanna hang out today”
“Nah bro im gonna hang out with the hoes”