the bro-card fuck

To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.

Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.

El Paso Card

Unlike when someone pulls your card (throws you under the bus), the El Paso Card is pulled when you are at the urinal in your office building, you fart, and then right away someone walks in and says hello to you using your name, thus announcing to those in the stalls it was you who just ripped one.

Mike is standing at the urinal and farts. Phil walks in and says, "Yo what's up Mike?!" Pat comes out of the stall, looks at Mike and says, "Damn Mike. Phil just pulled your El Paso Card."

debit card diarrhea

the inability to stop using your debit card for frivolous items causing you to go in the hole...repeatedly

spending money just because you have it.

Dan: "Jim spent all of his paycheck on CDs and DVDs, again"

Jill: "Sounds like he has a case of debit card diarrhea"

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Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

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Captain America Card

In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card (He has standards, afterall).

The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.

SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!

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6 joker cards

The six warnings of the dark carnival
1st card: The carnival of carnage
2nd card: The ringmaster
3rd card: The riddlebox
4th card: The Great Milenko
5th card(my fav): The amazing jecekl brothers,Jake and Jack
the last card is..:The Wraith

ICP's joker card albums are the names of these cards

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Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money

Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.

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