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Carter Cruise (born April 24, 1991) is the stage name of an American DJ, producer, model, and pornographic actress.
Carter cruise got me so hard last night in the new video she posted on pornhub
Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma
Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!
On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace
Cory is a guy that you’ll want to be friends with. His attitude is nonchalant and he vibes with whoever gives off the same vibes as him. He doesn’t really care about anything but don’t mistake that for being dumb, he’s actually one of the smartest people you’ll meet. He’s very attractive and someone you’ll want to be involved with. But trying to be with him is not easy because he doesn’t have a lot of emotions. So you must be really special to get him to even consider talking to you.
“Hey I’m trying to get Cory Carter to go on a date with me. Any advice?”
“Just don't bother. There’s already girls lined up and he doesn’t give a shit about any of them.”
A mixed drink- vodka, grapefruit with a splash of soda
Greyhound with a splash of soda is a Jimmy Carter
In Simpsons, history's greatest monster
Mayor: i give you the statue of Jimmy Carter
Guy 1: oh come on
Guy 2: HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER
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