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When you have a little bit of money on your iTunes account.
iTunes Middle Class iPod iTunes
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A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.
"My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"
"How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"
"Honestly diet. Nothing else"
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Any player that plays for manchester united
Paul Pogba is a world class player
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When a middle class person thinks something is a major problem and is the worst thing ever to happen, when in reality it's them complaining over something stupid and normal people has far worse problems.
Person One: "The BMW car that daddy bought me wasn't working today, so I had to get on the packed bus that was 5 minutes late!"
Person Two: "Middle Class nightmare!"
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The most badass motherfuckers around. When someone even whispers the word xi, bitches squirt in their pants. No one can even compare to the Xi's, even Lambda class. We be swaggin' all fuckin day.
Girl 1: Did you see those sexy ass guys from Xi class?
Girl 2: OH MY GOD yes! i just want to caress their dicks with my mouth.
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The girls are complete tryhards and care VERY VERY much about what other people think and they're usually very bratty/bitchy. If you hurt one of their feelings then basically she will try EVERYTHING to try to ruin your life and make their friends all hate you. Also whenever the post on Instagram, they just HAVE to tag their boyfriends on their boobs or lips or ass, like REALLY!?!?!They love to show off their bodies and come in crop tops to school often and wear very tight stuff and they just ABSOLUTELY HAVE to buy clothes and shoes in the latest trend. Just like the guys, some of the girls (a lot more than guys) have matured into beautiful ladies and a new thing has started where some guys (a lot more than girls) in the class of 2023 have started dating the girls in the class of 2024 for this reason. But like these guys are usually stupid and kinda pedophiles because they usually have the mindset that the girls in class of 2024 are “thicker” than the girls of class of 2023. These guys will currently start high school while their girlfriends are still in middle school so like…. REALLY!!?!?? The guys don’t see how bratty and bitchy these girls actually are since they have no classes together and these girls will leave the guy for someone they think is better in a second and then when the guy leaves THEM or the girl gets BORED and then she’ll get lonely and want to get back with her ex and so on, but whatever… they’ll figure it out sooner or later.
Jacob: Why the hell did she leave me?
Chris: She thinks she found someone better.
Jacob: Fuck the girls in the Class of 2024. I'm never dating a 12 year old again.
Chris: LMFAO, WAIT she's 12 and you're 14... wow...
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