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Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
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why the hell would you search this name up???
anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben
why do we even need to have a clock this tall
guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
what a lot of teachers use to pair kids up in class
" Ok class! Get with clock buddy number.... 3!"
the time of day when everyone gets free rim jobs
Dale be at the library for rim o clock
A quicker way of saying 5:00 A.M.
~phone rings~
Person 2: Hello…
Person 1: Yo, Derp!
Person 2: Dude… WTF! It's five in the morning!
Person 1: I know that it's T-Pain o' Clock, but hear me out!
To be late on attendance
You jumped the clock, don't do it again.
If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you
When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.