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When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.
I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted
Clxwn...Clock is a TikToker with few followers, they post comedy and danganronpa edits.
Danganronpa: An Anime about teens trapped together and a bear (Monokuma) shows up and announces that they have to murder each other to graduate.
Person 1: Have you seen Clxwn...Clocks edits?
Person 2: Yea, their great!
To score a million views on a video.
I wish my videos could clock a milly on Instagram.
An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.
John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.
What you multiply your work hours by to get in 8 hours a day
He got here at 10 and left at 4, what gives? Oh wait, he is running a 1.33 clock multiplier.
When one is fucking against the clock, they have no desire for an intimate fuck or to feel the passion and desire of the moment. One has a job to do in a set period of time, this is a clock fuck. Fucking in a set period of time.
'My parents will be home in 15 minutes.... We're going to have to clock fuck'
Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.
B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK