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The word you say when you're angry.
Or the word you say when you just don't know anymore.
A fish name.
"FLIP CLOCK WAS OG"
Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
why the hell would you search this name up???
anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben
why do we even need to have a clock this tall
guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma
The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
A girl who steals your clock while tricking and teasing your cock, with no intention to sleep with you.
Brittany is a real clock throbber. She's wasting you're time, turning you on and making you think you might have a chance to sleep with her.
the internal alarm all women have that tells them that all the licking and rubbing in the world aint doin shit
i was with bob last night. my clit clock went off after five minutes! what's wrong with these losers? next
When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty
Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it