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A song (a great one too, although not terribly well sung or produced) and the title track of the 1974 Apple album of the same name by the late, great George Harrison. Dark Horse was also the name of the visionary guitarist and composer's record label (distributed by the Brothers Warner), which he recorded seven albums for after leaving Apple (the label the Beatles formed in 1968) in 1976. Harrison himself was also known as the Dark Horse of the Beatles, a reference to a racehorse that people bet little on in the beginning, but who ultimately outshines his competitors in the end. When you have Lennon, McCartney and Martin as your mentors and Clapton, Dylan, and Shankar as three of your best friends, you can't help but radiate brilliance, as George did — and still does. As the Man himself sang:
"I'm a dark horse
Running on a dark race course
I'm a blue moon
Since I stepped out of the womb
I've been a cool jerk
Looking for the source
I'm a dark horse."
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When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies.
Bridget: I dont like you, John
John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise
Bridget: No! please!
:WACK WACK WACK WACK!
john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead.
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Brooklyn. The farther you go into the Heart of Darkness, the farther you go into Brooklyn. Brooklyn used to be more of a Heart of Darkness, but its got so gentrified that it's sucky, and not dark anymore. But you can still go deep into the confusion of Brooklyn, into the Heart of Darkness.
Henry: What's up? Where you headed?
Far into the Heart of Darkness.
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The same thing as a regular casper, but instead you and your friends shit on your girlfriend until she is rolling in poo-poo.
Lets Dark Casper my bitch later
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The side of any biological entity no one would be able to see if they wore underwear.
(After William Wallace repeteadly commands his men to show their dark side)
Longshanks: Send the archers I have seen enough!!
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A room with projectors and officials to give feedback for your jobs.
Sena you had 100 errors in DPX, please come to the dark room.
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in a nutshell, a very big, and very disagreeable entity, human or otherwise. the most widely known dark one is, of course our good friend the squidhead, cthulhu. can be used as an insult in civilized company. used only in circumstances in which the person in question is hated beyond any and all
"go home, dark one." (meaning, go to hell, fucktard)
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