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2 beautiful people participating in a large amount of activities in one night
Bernice and Larry had a date night; they participated in so many activities!
The insertion of a finger into the anus past the sticky date boundary.
"Hoppa's gone the date finger and is taking a good whiff"
A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.
My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.
Occurs from over consumption of too much hard alcohol (monarch, 151, capt. Morgan etc…) Begin to black out and next thing you know your friend’s decent but desperate older sister is on your lap messing with your gear. Next thing you know your on bathroom floor, car, or couch having very loud sex.
Wonder of how the fuck this came to be sets in after word but realization that you nailed your friend’s sister and is very hilarious event. Friends’ telling of this event spreads like wildfire and you get a good 15 minutes of fame for your drunken no pants dance.
Because of your intoxication this event should be considered date rape.
"Dude, I nailed your sister. She is a freak in bed man." haha
She committed a date rape when she got me when I was drunk
When you rape a date, as in the fruit.
Dude, I found all my dates mashed and covered in jizz, I think Jim date raped them.
She invites you to her place for dinner. She doesnt hardly talk to you at all. You watch a Kung Fu movie together. Have Sex. She makes you a sandwich, and says "same time tommorow" and you say "yes" and go home. This is a Man's Date, Idealy
when two people are swinging on swings at the same time and in the same rhythm. it makes no sense because if two people are on a date it's not a double date its just a normal date. smh smh smh makes me angery
johnny and harley are double dating!
no you jizztoaster it's just single dating