When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
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This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.
I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end
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When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.
Billy:"Jimmy you are such a spacalaca ding dong"
Jimmy:"i know i know"
Will do in a pinch, but not what you're choosing from the ice cream van
He was alright, but he had a choc-ice dong.
Aww man, what a shame!
The action in which blood and, in rare cases, gore comes out of somebody's penis
Alex - I was jacking it and felt a little sting and then whoops, All the dong placenta spilled on my bed linen
Brad - oh yeah man that totally sucks, should probably check that out with a doctor
Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.
Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.