Powdered Jelly Donut

Snorting cocaine off of your friend's puckered asshole

Me:
Bro i got a Powdered Jelly Donut last night if you know what i mean ;)

You:
What the fuck?

original donut steel

It means "very original".

This is my new character for DND.

Looks like shit.

Thanks, it's original donut steel.

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Donut Hole Dump

A large turd that clogs your toliet just by not even fitting down your toliet hole.

"Your turd was so fat it won't even fit down the hole to the toilet drain?"
"yeah..."
"that's a Donut Hole Dump!"

dunkin donuts swirlie

The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool

I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.

Hot Powdered Donut

The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........

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Second donut syndrome

When you buy 2 donuts and save the best one for last but when you get to the second donut it tastes like shit because you're so full from the first one.

-Oh man, I'm going to barf.
-I thought you liked blueberry donuts?
-Second donut syndrome man, sds.

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brown leather donut

a reference to how a chicks butt-hole looks like.

i was getting this chick in the brown leather donut

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