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Doing something unnecessary like knocking on a glass door
Why are you knocking on the glass door you can see in there “knocking on a glass door”
The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.
"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."
A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through
Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass
While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.
Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?
Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!
Testicles, or bollocks - a name given due to the action of the guy's balls slapping a girl's arsehole during frontal sex
"I was really going for it and she was loving my back door knockers."
An idiom used to express sexual subtext in conversation or action.
"My Popsicle is in the ice box..."
"That's Ham Under the Door!!"
The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting
Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.