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The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.
Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.
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An egg soaked for several weeks in gasoline or kerosene. This process liquifies the sulfur in the egg yolk and blends it with the sulfur in the fuel. When thrown at someone's house or car, a goose egg releases a stench most foul.
Teens in the 1950s commonly made and used goose eggs. The high cost of gasoline has made the procedure too expensive for a good prank.
Ernie and Bob cruised around on Friday night lobbing goose eggs on all their teachers' houses.
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after ejaculation the receiver gently pulls up off the penis, so releasing some semen,letting it slide down the shaft and covering the testicles (eggs)
after a good season on the cock, Victoria gently climbed off Paul's shaft releasing some of his hot sauce,dribbling down onto his sack, hey presto... cream eggs
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when a man ejaculates onto a skillet, or other hot cooking surface, and sears his semen on Medium High to High for anywhere from 2-4 minutes, until desired consistency is met. Upon which the resulting, runny-egg-like substance is then fed to his partner as an entree.
Kirsten gobbled up the runny egg I cooked for her last night.
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The use of a creme egg as a sex toy
Ease the egg into the vsginal melting pot and wait ... and a bit longer ... and a little bit longer ... then explore with the tongue until the melted egg spills it's contents then the fun begins.
Slide in the Creme Egg, melt it and lick it out, it's messy but someone has to do it.
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A woman's breasts, or tits. The nipples are the 'yolk of the egg' and the rest is the 'white.'
From "Bedrock" by Young Money
1. Be on my low starch, be on my egg whites.
2. That girl has sum huge egg whites.
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A sexual maneuver where a man takes his testicles and forces them into a partner's rectum, then makes his partner suck on his scrotum.
Guy 1: I totally gave this chick a dragon egg last night!!
Guy 2: Really? Because I totally gave your dad a dragon egg last night!!!
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