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When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.
C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?
R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.
What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians
“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”
Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".
Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework
The term used when one has a small erect penis.
Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.
A Full English is a serve of 2 strips of bacon, 1 sausage, scoop of baked beans, fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, hash browns, 2 buttered toast and a cup of coffee.
I came in the cafe for a cuppa and had a Full English instead.
A English woman who does not / refuses to shave her bikini line
Mary decided to go for A Full English instead of a Hollywood or Brazilian before her recent holiday