A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game
See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...
John's Ward Evans, a mysterious scientist. Is he friend or foe to the atomic age, huh?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
An inspirational badass.
See that kid over there being a inspirational badass? He's such an Evanity
Evan Crowe is a popular young celebrity, mostly known for his appearance on the show ‘the world’
Age: 12
Full name: Evan Lance Crowe
Birthday: 17 of September
Birthplace: Melbourne, Victoria
Astrological sign: Virgo
Evan Crowe is so cool.
A person who breathes so hard you’d think it was a hurricane.
Is that a hurriane or just an Evan Coleman
When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.
The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch