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The beautiful sound of the GAU-8 Avenger in the A-10 Warthog. The sound is extremely specific to the GAU-8 and causes incredible destruction. If you are the target you will not be alive to hear the sound as the rounds break the sound barrier en route.
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The wiping of your A-hole after a soppy, wet fart.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
"hey, you didn't flush everything from that shit you just had!'
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
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A guy who consumes a lot of fizzy drinks and fast food and then lets out the gas the wrong way.
Jack is a real fizz fart. Guzzles all those fizzy drinks and then lets out the steam and stench!
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When you're in the process of running, you start to release gas and everytime you take a step I little part of your fart comes out.
Oh the other day I was running at school and I farted, I was fart running.
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Like a Trust Fall, but with a fart of unknown quality. Performed with eyes closed, arms crossed, and legs slightly apart.
I was starting to feel better and decided to perform a Trust Fart in the grocery store and shit my pants.
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After some time in a relationship with a woman, the man will feel comfortable farting loudly in her presence. This point in time is the farting point
-Jill and I have been together 5 months now
-Have you reached the farting point yet?
-Nah, she's a bit too frigid
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Someone who is typically skinny, who wears Hawaiian t-shirts and JNCO jeans. They must also have a mullet.
Wow, did you see that fart boy? Yeah, he looks so stylish
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