food press

Another word for taking a dump

After lunch I enjoy a healthy food press.

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food store

A food store is a store where you buy food. The primary purpose of your visit is purchasing food, not "grocery" items. A food store often sells "grocery" items, but you don't buy them because they're cheaper at Wal Mart. Often, people mistakenly refer to the food store as a "grocery store," but never buy any "groceries."

I went food shopping at food store this weekend. I did not buy any grocery items at the food store because they're cheaper at Wal Mart.

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shitty food

See Taco Bell, KFC or Pizza Hut.

Man, this is some really shitty food. I should have cooked something for myself instead.

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food noob

The retards of Runescape, worse then a noob, or even a /b/tard. These guys have 1 defense and carry a full invetory of sharks. When they cant hit on someone because their defense is normal they start yelling out DEF NOOB DEF NOOB OMFG!@#!@#!@#! These guys ruined PVP because they think everyone should have 1 defense, therefore people with good armour will get turned down when fighting. The thing is, In a real war, you dont take off your armour and run around like an idiot

food noob:Hey you come fight me
regular person: ok
food noob: Hey why dont you take off all of your armour?
regular person: Um, No because you will kill me?
food noob: DEF NOOB DEF NOOB DEF NOOB!!!!!

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Got Food?

aka "Food Face", the oval of food surrounding the mouth that toddlers get from feeding themselves.

"Isn't that cute?", we laugh each time we see "Got Food?" on a toddler's face. The funniest thing of all is realizing that we ALL used to do that!

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Homeschool Food

Food that public school kids would never eat. Homeschool Food tends to be a pale brown color. These foods include but are not limited to: Fig Newtons, Granola, Shredded Wheat, Wheat Thins, Kashi, and Angel Food Cake.

Roxanne (a public school girl): My mom puts HoHos in my lunch.

Reagen (a homeschool girl): HoHos? That sounds like a really inappropriate snack. My mom gives me Fig Newtons for treats but only if I give my best effort at my violin competitions.

Roxanne: Fig Newtons? Psh that's such a homeschool food.

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Food Myth

The little white lies women tell themselves in the pursuit of eating smarter or better. Usually when they settle for lesser options of foods they love or know are good for them.

Food Myth# 14 "It's still Pizza if I dab it with a napkin and pull off the cheese"

Food Myth# 74-"Salsa's a veggie"

Food Myth# 29-"Sprinkling kiwi slices on my frozen yogurt is a good lunch"

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