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the shit you take when you have a hangover that cures it. it weirdly works
I had to puke for like 3 hours but then i took a hangover shit and i felt better
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To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.
Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.
"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".
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Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping
"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."
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noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")
This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"
"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
A person who remains on the toilet for an excessive allotment of time, allowing no one else to use the facilities.
*knock* *knock* "Hey, Shitting Beauty! You gonna hog the can for a 100 years, or what!?"
There is a trouble waiting ahead, and you know it's almost happening. It is common phrase used by American expats living in Europe.
When caught on camera cheating with another girl, Christopher knew there was shit on the marble.
A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”
Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.
Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*