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A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
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According to 107 year old Olive Riley, born in Broken Hill in 1899, blue duck was what you did when you stood up a boy you'd promised go out with.
I gave Mick the blue duck last night..
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REAL DEFINITION: It is the creamy peanut-butter like substance that is produced from anal sex with a partner who forgot to clear the shoot in advance. The "churning" of the "butter" creates a quacking sound. Hence: Duck Butter.
Duck Butter quacks when you churn it!
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Smegma: The foul, cheese-like sebacious substance that grows beneath the foreskin or beneath saggy tits.
"I picked up dat bitches titty and it looked like a duck-butter sammich.
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i was reading the two definitions above
just to clarify what peking duck is on a very basic level
peking duck is a wrap of duck with the best sweet sour sauce in it
you don't wanna breakfast wrap anymore if you ever try peking duck at any decent Chinese restaurant (buffets don't count)
guy-babe, you wanna a bite of my peking duck?
girl-yea, sure
guy-flash me first
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A figurative term to describe a bad pass. "Wounded duck" passes either have no chance for reception by an offensive receiver due to any number of poor dynamics on the thrown ball, or simply should be intercepted by the defense for being so poorly thrown.
Defensively, also known as a gimmie.
So Ben Roethlisberger was a mess yesterday, looking more like a modern-day Cliff Stoudt than the guy who led the Steelers to a win in Super Bowl XL. Benjamin floated three wounded ducks into the waiting arms of Colts defenders at critical times yesterday, outright costing the Steelers the game.
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An atrocious-looking female. This girl has to be so horrible that she doesn't even qualify as a duck.
Damn! That shawty look like she been suckin on neckbones dipped in crisco. That fat hoe is a straight mud duck
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