fruit cup apology

when someone has frequent and unjustified angry outburst but upon the realization they have no friends left they hand out fruit cups instead of apologies this is done because they don't believe they have done anything wrong but they still need people on their side

Janice acted like a crazy bitch yesterday and thinks this fruit cup will make up for it.. I'll accept the fruit cup apology just because the drama otherwise would be exhausting

Fruit roll uped

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.

Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!

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low-hanging fruit

Targets or goals which are easily achievable and which do not require a lot of effort.

We're a small company with few assets, so to succeed in the short term, we need to go after the low-hanging fruit.

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wumpa fruit nigger

A wumpa fruit nigger is someone who is black and loves watermelon.
Popularized on TikTok it is used as a racist slur and addition to the normal racist take.

Person 1: Hey Ben, look at that fucking wumpa fruit nigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he is!

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Big Fruit Salad

San Francisco (after "The Big Apple" for New York).

Back in the early 1960s the Giants left the Big Apple for the Big Fruit Salad, and they haven't been the same since.

Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt

Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!

Fruit Punch Slushy

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.

Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision

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