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when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory
jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?
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When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass.
You made me into a glass balloon animal.
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A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.
Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?
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Damn it's cold outside, put some glass in the hole.
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Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.
its the freaking chruch windows
look at the freking staied glass whatever
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The act of defecating into another person's mouth, then sealing it shut with clear packaging tape.
I gave her the glass-bottom boat.
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