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An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
very good weed, usually purple, incredibly pungent smell and highly crystalline trichomes that are visible with the naked eye that gets you blazed like your first rip of a dab pen.
this is a mf giggidy goblin gas bag dude.
i'm so stoned i can't feel my face :))
nice one man.
a group of adventures fighting against all odds to right the wrongs of of tyranny while growing as a team of oddballs.
after summoning Silvanous via an ancient seed and defeating an a group of evil minions sent by the ringmaster
Eunice " is there any remains of the bark on the ground"
DM "yea sure"
Eunice "yea I scoop some of that for later"
girl 1 " I'm not gonna hang out with you guys if all your gonna do is goblin talk"
Hym "Hey! HEY! Quit cluttering up my oven you Goddamn Oven Goblins!"
Bloody hilarious go make sure you follow him.
Really funny tells jokes
He is a dirty goblin