God

the most amazing being that has ever existed. God is love.

God loves us more than is even imaginable!

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god

Good spelt wrong. also a myhtical being old people like

Oh that sex was well god!

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god

the answer to mans realization of self.

nature doesn't act like this

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God

The creator and ruler of the universe.

I believe in God.

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God

Look up

Bro I’m the air it’s god

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god

dog backwards

oh my god tiffiny!🤞

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God

Some jerky dude who was all like, "No Lucifer you cant have anything but I be God so I get it all!!!" Then he was all like, "I'll make a dude & chick from ribs & dirt & stuff!"
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.

Dude one: I just finished Harry Potter, what now?

Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!

Dude one: Head explodes

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