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When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone
“Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”
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Woman who is very skilled at the art of handy jobs.
Aw man, not only is Jessica good at giving brain, but she's also a hand scientist too. Not many woman can do that.
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1.bearing nothing.
2.having received or gained nothing. (same as unrewarded)
3. caring nothing in the hands
He arrived at the party empty-handed.
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"Talk to the hand," sometimes uttered while holding out the hand palm up, is short for the phrase "Talk to the hand because the face isn't listening." It has the same intent as saying, "Don't waste your time with excuses, I don't want to hear about it."
When the employee was late for work and offered an excuse to his boss, the boss shot back, "Talk to the hand," and walked away.
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In various types of pocket billiards (pool), "ball in hand" refers to a player's right to place the cue ball anywhere on the table. Getting "ball in hand" means that the opposing player (the offending player) committed a foul, an example being a table scratch.
"Ball in hand," he yelled, throwing the cue ball sheepishly on the table after fouling.
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Something lots of middle school boys have because they masturbate wayyy too much
Friend: Did you feel how soft Randy's hands are!? He has like, REALLY soft hands!
Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)
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