lost his shit

Someone who under lots of pressure flips the hell out, or goes badshit crazy.

After the death of his wife, (Name) Lost his shit

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get at his dick

When a girl is clearly trying to get with someone. One can see obviously that she wants the guy very hard. It's often awkward and makes others uncomfortable.

I was tryna get some cupcake and Charski said she'd wait for me, but then I turned around and she was trying to get at his dick.

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Under His eye

'Under His eye' is a parting phrase used by Christian Reconstructionists to wish one protection under the eye of God, as he/she departs. The specific theology behind this popular locution lies in 2 Chronicles 16:9.

Jacob: I'm leaving to return to my house.

Priscilla: Under His eye.

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explosion in his pants

Explosion in his pants - Phrase.

1. Denotes an epic ejaculation brought on by a wank by another party.

Michael shuddered due to the thermonuclear explosion in his pants brought on by Jacinta's expert willy jerking technique.

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Eat his costume

Term used to describe a person or team being beaten soundly by another.

That quarterback sucks, we're going to eat his costume on Saturday.

Jimmy: "Man, did you see the Alabama game?"
John: "No, why?"
Jimmy: "Auburn ate their costumes. It was 42-0."

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shoot his wad

When a man releases his cum.

He doesn't love you, he just wants to shoot his wad.

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cut of his jib

A perfectly adequate reason for not liking someone without actually having to give a reason. Must be said in a posh accent for full effect.

Girl: Do you like Farqhar?
Guy: No, I don't.
Girl: Why not?
Guy: I don't know, I just don't like the cut of his jib.

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