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A game that is played historically in the inner Northern suburbs of Melbourne amongst gentrified youth. It was originally invented by a miss C Speldewinde during the years of her cultural enlightenment.
Let's play "Hipster or Homeless", I'll go first.... look at that guy over there in ripped jeans, 90's basketball jumper and scruffy beard. Hipster.... or.... homeless?!?
Pot Hipster: That douche that's always telling people shit like "you know, marijuana doesn't cure everything, right?"
Dude I had a pot hipster in my circle last night.
Oh god what happened?
He started lecturing people about his all-knowing ways of why marijuana is just a plant and why we're all idiots for loving it.
I threw away all my Iron Maiden CD's after I heard the Hipster God go on a rant about how pretentious they are and how they think they're so smart - thanks Hipster God!
The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
Unlike typical fuccbois you will find these in groups of 5 to 10. Usually using slang before it's cool and doing style before it's cool. Unfortunately they can still steal your bitches like a typical fuccboi unlike a hipster. Usually succumb to cuffing season at some point in their lives, unlike typical fuccbois.
John: Look at Asher over there with his beanie, stealing our bitches like a true hipster fuccboi.
An emo who adapts characteristics and styles of a hipster.
Person 1 (Emo): Hey, what do you think about my new look?
Person 2: Dude, you look like an emo hipster!
People who follow and copy the trends of the numerous "white trash" reality shows. Typical Hillbilly Hipsters proudly wear Duck Dynasty shirts, pajama bottoms, Croc shoes, and Realtree Camo jackets.
Wal-Mart got a fresh delivery of Croc's today, and all the Hillbilly Hipsters were lining up to get the latest Camo printed ones!