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so annoying
GAY GAY GAY
GETS NO GIRLS
MINH: IAN IS SO GAY!
SOFIA: HE'S SO UGLY AND SO SELFISH!
Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.
Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"
This name is given to only people with top quality meaning that they must be perfect in every way
throat goat, loves a lot of penis
Fellow lad: My friends name is Ian
You: Gross!