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The inferior brain of a person that has never had to learn any complicated grammar.
"I speak english when traveling because my anglophone brain can't handle another language"
To go for a COVID-19 nasal swab.
The tester sticks the nasal swab so far up your nose it feels like it scrapes your brain.
Its even worse when the use a dry swab.
Person 1 : Did you get your COVID test done?
Person 2 : Yeah! It was brutal, they pushed that swab so far up my nose it felt like they scraped my brain.
Person 1: Dang, well, Its now officaly called going for a ' Brain scrape '
Person 2: * Fist Bump *
When you’re so exhausted after the gym that your brain stops functioning correctly
Bro, I can’t remember what I was going to do tonight. I have gains brain after that killer workout!
1:Describes someone who is so empty-headed, or stupid that it seems that there are no more braincells in this persons head, that this persons head can be described as a coconut, which is a blank empty fruit.
2:Another meaning: no thoughts in ones head.
1:He's been rambling on about cocomelon for an hour, such coconut brain activites.
2:Dude, shes been staring at the abcs for 10 minutes now, its giving coconut brain activites.
A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.
Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!
profuse, intermittent absentmindedness occurring during and around the 9 months of pregnancy that would lead one to assume brain injury if said person were not pregnant.
husband: "My wife told the same story 3 times. Then she spent a while looking for her phone whilst talking on it. Must be preggo brain."
my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit
dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried