bitch nuts

A term expressing collegial regard for a familiar acquaintance

Yo whatUp, Bitch Nuts?

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Nut shot

Dumb **** 7th graders that think its funny to make gangs to hit people in the nuts;proper use: after punching nuts say Nut Shot

Kid#1:Nut Shot!!!!
Jack:Oh ****
Kid#1**** Yah
Jack:(squirming gonig saving private ryan)My balls....My balls

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elephantitis of the nuts

The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.

I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.

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duck's nuts

Similar to "bee's knees" - the best (most awesome, most choice, most advanced) of all.

I love your potato salad - it's the duck's nuts.

The BMW 1 Series M Coupe is the duck's nuts.

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deez nuts

1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.

"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."

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Gaga Nuts

When something or someone gets you fustrated when something is not true. Reffering to something of myth or legend as of Lady Gaga really being a hermaphodite.

You guys are stupid. Ya'll Suck Gaga Nuts.
That's not trueee! Go suck some Gaga Nuts!

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Clapping Nuts

Male on male anal sex whereby the rhythmic pounding creates a pendulum effect and the two ball sacks start clapping together.

My roommate and I decided to try broholing last night and ended up clapping nuts.

I could hear my dad and uncle in the garage clapping nuts.

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