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British/Australian version of Murphys Law. Has been made infamouser by a recent British Gas Advert. Basically, if anything can go wrong, it will, and bad luck reigns the day AFTER the charm is lifted.
****ing sod's law! My toaster blew up the day after my warranty ran out!
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An institution for the study of law. Selecting candidates according to their academic qualifications and their personal character, it focuses on the professional education of lawyers and the academic study of the law. It not only teaches the law in its current form but fosters the creativity and analytic capability needed to see the law relative to all of its possible manifestations and to the static idea of justice. Thus the student learns to criticize the law, theorize it, and discover ways to change it for the better.
"Bob went to the University of Michigan Law School."
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An individual of the oppiste sex from yourself, only your friend because they are currently dating your friend.
Meagan, my friend-in-law called me last night because she was wondering what to get Scott for Christmas.
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If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.
dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.
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1.Heller's Law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.
2. Responding with the phrase "Heller's Law" signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
Did you hear they are opening a new brewery on Oak? *respond with jerkoff motion* OR "Heller's Law"
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brother in law. the husband of your sister. or the brother of your wife.
yo, bro-law! you got a few hundred dollars you can let me borrow? my ass is broke again
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