pume-ing

Pume-ing, also "puming" from the verb "to pume" is act of behaving like a puma. The puma enjoys sitting around, sniffing flowers, playing, and doing a task and then being distracted to go off puming. Pumas would rather sit around puming, and have a relaxed attitude toward serious tasks.

"I was supposed to tidy the house, but instead I sat around pume-ing, watching TV, playing video games"

"I wish I could just pume instead of having to go to work"

for real-ing

The act of taking something seriously, affirming authenticity, or demonstrating genuine commitment or sincerity. Often used to emphasize earnestness or resolve in a situation.

"Wait, you actually RSVP’d to the karaoke night? I thought we were joking—are we for real-ing now?"

meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into

"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."

Bi-ing

When a straight person wants to be Bisexual for a certain amount of time, whether that be for a couple of minutes, hours, or a night.

at a Bar

P1: I’m Bi-ing

P2: oooh~ what are you buying?
P1: No bro, Bi-ing. As is being Bisexual but just for tonight. I wanna get some dick, but I don’t wanna be full gay.
P2: Sure thing bro, go get The D

*ing

Shorthand for 'starring'. What performers do in films, ads and tv show

'Didn't know Leo was *ing in that new flick!'
'My Life *ing me, myself, & I. Really boring film, 10/10 would watch again'

Mexican-ing

The act of being Mexican.

“Ayo the Mexicans really Mexican-ing today”

Mexican-ing

The act of being Mexican.

“Ayo I went to Mexico, they were all Mexican-ing”