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1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.
2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.
2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!
Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
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a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes
DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus
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A cross or cross shaped pendant for a chain. Not meant to show how much paper you got but to show that even though your not the holiest person ever, your down with God and Jesus.
"I'm far from religious but i got beliefs, so I put cannary yellow diamonds in my Jesus Piece" -The Game
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4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.
The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.
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The kind of bomb that Attack Mode Jesus would plant
that Jesus Bomb just won the map
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John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, ΡδακΟΟ ΟΡν ΞΏ ΞΉΞ·ΟΞΏΟ Ο, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)
When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.
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